Are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Splitting up?

Are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Splitting up?

Now multiple sources are saying that Brad and Angelina are heading for a break up.
Again?
Yes, it seems it's that time of the year again when the media has decided enough is enough.
Again.

This time, it seems that Brad is tired of watching the kids 24/7 while Angelina shoots movies.
But imagine if this does go through this time.
An estimated $250 million fortune at stake, plus custody of the kids.
Throw in the Jennifer Aniston angle and you have the makings of a media firestorm.
Oh yeah, and don't forget the book by the former bodyguard.

Want proof of the break up?
Read this....
"Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship is on the verge of coming to an end following a furious fight between the pair, according to reports."
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Jolie_and_Pitt_to_Split/4515894

Wait a second, that was August 02, 2007.
Hmmmm....how many times have we been through this?

How Many Angelinas Are There?

There are so many reports about Brad and Angelina everyday that you would think there are about four alternate reality Brangelina's running around.

Alternate Reality Brangelina One:
In this reality, Brad and the kids gave Angelina a beautiful Mother's Day present, an album containing love notes from each of their six children along with photos.

Alternate Reality Brangelina Two:
In this reality, Angelina is mad because Brad's Ex Jennifer Aniston is secretly giving Brad gifts.
"Secretly"?
The main stream media knows about it and is reporting it, how secret can it be?

Alternate Reality Brangelina Three:
In this reality, the cast and crew of her new movie "Salt" are concerned about her.
They think she is harming herself, not eating and crying everyday in her trailer.

Alternate Reality Brangelina Four:
In this reality, Brad has entered a rehab program for alcohol addiction and to get away from "the iron grip of Angelina Jolie".

Hey, maybe Spock can go back through time and tie up all these realities and fix everything.

Now Angelina Jolie Didn't Collapse.....

Okay, it may seem like I'm fixated on the De-tox Diet thing....but now Sony has denied that Angelina Jolie collapsed on the set of her new movie "Salt"......

Studio: Angelina Jolie Did Not Collapse On 'Salt' Set
Despite internet rumors, Angelina Jolie did not collapse on the set of her new spy-thriller, "Salt," Access Hollywood has confirmed.
Earlier this week, a host of reports surfaced suggesting that the Oscar-winner had collapsed after looking fragile and weak on the set of "Salt," which she is currently filming in New York City and Washington DC.

Full story here

Angelina Jolie News

Wow...the Brangelina news has been flying hot and heavy the past couple of days.
Starting off...I think I mentioned something about being careful with that de-tox diet she was on in another post.
Well look what happened.....

Angelina Jolie 'Treated For Exhaustion on Movie Set'
By Adam, April 5 2009
Angelina Jolie has been treated for exhaustion on the New York set of her new movie Salt, according to reports.
The actress - whose relationship with partner Brad Pitt is reportedly close to collapse - was forced to see a doctor after complaining of dizzy spells.

Full article here

Angelina Jolie versus Jennifer Aniston

If Angelina shows up at the door like this...hunt cover!

Okay, if Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are at peace, then why does the media keep playing up their inevitable meeting at the Night Before the Oscars Party in Beverly Hills like a Boxing event or a WWE Heavyweight match?
“(Jennifer) has never been more ready to see her nemesis in the flesh . . . It’s important for Jen to feel she can stack up to Angelina with her dress, her hair, and her date (John Mayer),” a source told OK! Magazine. “And now couldn’t be better timing.”
http://news.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1153366&srvc=home&position=also

"See her nemesis in the flesh"?
"feel she can stack up to Angelina"?

Now you know good and well they will see each other and probably hug.
Or at least shake hands.
Maybe nod.
But there wont be a room clearing catfight (no matter how much the media wants it).
But mark my words, when they do meet, pictures will be taken and those pictures will be analyzed for any facial "tells" from either one.
Well probably analyzed, unless Angelina gives Jen that look she gave Anne Hathaway at the Golden Globes.
Or ignores her like she did Ryan Seacrest that same night.

Hmmmm...you know this might be good after all.
If when they meet you suddenly hear Michael Buffer over the PA system...duck!

Angelina Look Alikes?

So what is up with the sudden surge in Angelina Jolie look alikes?

Of course we've seen and heard the "Megan Fox is the next Angelina Jolie" thing.

Esha Gupta, a Delhi model is being touted as an Angelina look a like by Bollywood.

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And perhaps even stranger is the media jumping all over Nadya Suleman, the mother of six who gave birth to octuplets last month, saying she bares a remarkable resemblance to Angelina.
Of course Nadya's connection goes deeper than Esha and Megan.
Numerous children, dysfunctional childhood, dark cascading hair, thick full lips, numerous children (hey, she's got 14 kids, I can say it twice).

Brad Still Worried About Angelina?

Now I'm starting to understand why the worlds view of the US is so messed up.
It doesn't have anything to do with the American government.
When the China Daily quotes the National Enquirer as a news source, we're all in trouble.

Pitt fears Jolie will 'crash and burn'
Brad Pitt is reportedly concerned for his partner Angelina Jolie's health and fears that she will 'crash and burn' due to stress.
According to the National Enquirer, Pitt is worried that Jolie is heading for 'a complete meltdown' after she broke down in tears at a recent press conference in London.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/2008-12/04/content_7271368.htm

Although in this case, The National Enquirer isn't alone. We've heard for months that Brad is worried about Angelina's mental well being and health.
But is he really?
I mean it may be well founded, I've said before that she does seem to be spreading herself thin.
(Okay, that's not a skinny joke)
But short of Brad calling a press conference (which I don't see happening) how will we ever know what he really thinks?